Anyone who knows me, knows I have an affinity for creepy things. Maybe it’s because I grew up on classic horror films. Maybe it’s because I’m just a morbid bastard. The why doesn’t really matter…

I’ve often said that I’d pay extra for a haunted house. It’s true. I would. So when I see a place that’s billed “the most haunted place in the world” go up for sale, I truly lament my lack of billions of dollars to toss around with wild abandon.

And it really warms my dark and twisted little heart when I see a bunch of other people I know responding to the news in the same, gleeful way.

Some day, we’ll all have our own haunted island. And we’ll just dare the rest of you to come and visit.